It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of manure. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and said to the boy. “Hey Willis!! Forget your troubles and come in with us to eat dinner. Then afterwards I’ll help you get the wagon up.”
“That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Awe, come on,” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, but added, “But Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”
“Under the wagon.”